Not Me! Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

So, here is what I have not been up to this week...(drum roll please)...

I have not kept Sebastian from watching Spongebob because of the new Burger King commercial. I do not have some wierd hatred of the King and do not think he should be castrated because he looks like a pedifile. Nope! Not me!!

I do not have every single light in my house on right now because I'm too lazy to go behind our son and turn them off...that would be very ungreen of me.

I did not get completely annoyed with people who posted pictures to their blog without rotating them first. I do not care. Why would I care??

I did not promise Sebastian a popsicle to get him to leave our friends' house the other day, knowing that there is no where to buy popsicles (because he doesn't like ice cream). And, I did not offer to make lemonade & popcorn to him if he took a bath tonight. I do not have to bribe him to get him to cooperate.

I did not curse at the tv characters on Y&R like they are real while I was not trying to catch up on a week's worth of episodes.

I did not take Sebastian to daycare this morning with soaking wet socks & houseshoes because I did not refuse to let him take them off in the car when he escaped out the back door and decided to go play on his swingset while I was trying to track parts to his 4-wheeler. (Uh, our yard is not completely flooded from the days upon days upons days of not raining!!)