99 Boob-phemisms

Air Bags
Angel Cakes
Apple Dumpling Shop
Apples
Aspirins on an Ironing Board
Babaloos
Baby Pillows
Balloons
Bangers
Bangles
Bassoons
Baubles
Bazongas

Bazookas
Bazooms
Beacons
Bean Bags
Bebops
Bee Stings
Betty and Wilmas
Betty Boops
Big Boppers
Bigguns
Bikini Stuffers
Billibongs
Blinkers
Blouse Bunnies
Bologna Bags
Bomboostas
Bonbons
Bongos
Boobies
Boozies
Bosoms
Bottles
Bodacious Tatas
Boulders
Bouncers

Bra Buddies
Bronskis
Bullets
Bumpers
Butterbags
Butterballs
Cannon Balls
Cans
Cantaloupes
Carumbas
Casabas
Cha-Chas
Charlies
Charms
Cherry pies
Chesticles
Chestnuts
Chi-Chis
Chimichongas
Coconuts
Cream Pies
Cupcakes
Dingers
Dinghies
Dingoes
Dinner Plates
Dirigibles
Double Whammies
Droopies
Dueling Banjos
Dumplings
Dunes
Ear Muffs
Eggplants
Eyes
Enchiladas
Fairy Pillows
Feeding Bottles
Flapjacks
Flappers
Flesh Bulbs
Flesh Melons
Floaters
Floppers
Fog Lights
Front Bottom
Fun Bags
Gagas
Gazingas
Gazongas
Glands
Globes
Grapefruits
Guavas
Hand Warmers
Headlamps
Headlights
Hills
Honeydews
Honkers
Hoohas
Hooters
Hottentots

Howitzers
Huffies
Humdingers
Jaboos
Jawbreakers
Jibs
Jugs
Jumbos
Kazongas
Knobs
Knockers
Kumquats
Lactoids
Loaves
Loblollies
Love Bubbles
Love Melons
Love Muffins
Lulus
Lungs
Macaroons
Magumbos
Majumbas
Mambos
Mammaries
Mammaroonies
Mammoths
Mangos
Maracas
Marangos
Marimbas
Marshmallows
Mau Maus
Meat Loaves
Meatballs
Melons
Milk Bottles
Milk Cans
Milk Fountains
Milk Shakes
Milk Wagons
Missiles
Mogambos

Mounds
Mountains
Muchachas
Muffins
Mulligans
Mushmelons
Nancies
Nectarines
Niblets
Ninnies
Nippers
Nippies
Nodules
Noogies
Nubbies
Nugs
Oompas
Oranges
Orbs
Ottomans
Pair
Pagodas
Palookas
Pantry Shelves
Papayas
Parabolas
Party Hats
Paw Patties
Peaches
Peaks
Pears
Peepers
Pendulums
Pillows
Pink-Nosed Puppies
Pips
Pointer Sisters
Pompons

Pontoons
Pool Toys
Potatoes
PT Boats
Pumpkins
Puppies
Quarts of Love
Queen Jewels
Rack
Rangoons
Rib Balloons
Rib Cushions
Rockets
Roundies
Saggers
Sandbags
Satan's Love Pillows
Scones
Scoops
Shakers
Shebas
Shimmies
Shmeebs
Silos
Ski Slopes
Skin Sacks
Smoothies
Snoobs
Snuggle Pups
Spheres
Spongecakes
Spuds
Stacks
Sweater Meat
Sweet Rolls
Swingers
Tamales
Tatas
Teats
Tetons
Tidbits
Titters
Titties
Tomatoes
Tooters
Torpedoes
Twangers
Twin Peaks
Twofers
Umlauts

Wahwahs
Waldos
Warheads
Watermelons
Whoppers
Wobblers
Wongas
Yabbos
Yams
Zeppelins

**No, I did not think of all 99 names on my own. I Googled it & owe all the credit to this website.

The moral of this post?

Go feel your boobies, tatas, jugs, fun bags...whatever your name for them...go feel yourself or if you want, have someone help you. October may be National Breast Cancer Awareness Month but this should be something that us women should be aware of every month.

Today I found out that my grandmother has breast cancer...again. Several years ago she lost one breast to breast cancer. Please pray for a quick recovery.

Get in the habit of feeling your breasts - every mother, daughter, sister, aunt, niece, best friend.

SAVE YOUR TATAS!