Not Me! Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

Okay, this is going to be a very short Not Me! Monday post...although I'm sure there are tons of things that I did not do this week...literally, figuratively, however you would like to read in to it.

I did not freak out today at work when the tornado sirens went off and force my husband to leave the combine he was working on to drive to daycare immediately and get my baby boy. I am way to calm & collected to freak out over weather.

I do not have a very wierd quirk about pay-at-the-pump receipts. So, today when I purchased gas and paid-at-the-pump, I did not have to go all the way across the parking lot into the store in the rain to get a copy of my receipt because the stupid machine was out of paper. I may or may not have a fear of some million-to-one chance that the machine didn't register my purchase and the store calls the police and I get pulled over and can't produce proof that I wasn't a drive-off...lol...that is some off-the-wall scenario and I wouldn't be that paranoid.

I have not spouted off demands at Sebastian so many times followed by "GOT IT?" that he is now doing the same thing. David did not tell me this story about Sebastian's bossiness...
{in the car today...David is clicking a button on the gear shift}
David - {click click click click}
Sebastian - "Do not push that button Daddy!"
David - "Okay, I won't push the button again."
Sebastian - "I said DON'T YOU PUSH THAT BUTTON! GOT IT?"

He most definitely did not get that from me!

Not a chance!

Got it?

Not Me! Monday Update:

This did not happen after I got home from work...